My nemesis


And it’s not because she’s inhumanly hot. It’s a long story, which I’ll explain in another post — and an old story, from years ago when we were starting out as actresses at the Stella Adler Conservatory in Hollywood. But every time I see her picture, especially ones like this,

who can compete with that?

I’m reminded of that little building with wall-to-wall carpeting on the tiny faux stage off Hollywood Boulevard, and the way I felt — like I’d been silenced, voided and replaced. Although, clearly, I was never a voluptuous latin siren, so don’t get me wrong; I have no illusions there. Like I say, it’s a long story.

Anyway, here’s pics of my beautiful latin classmate, doing what she does best – looking preposterously hot. See? I’m so over it!

The actress was shot by Mario Testino for this month’sAllure, appearing on the cover along with the headline (right at cleavage level): “I’m not complaining about my boobs.” In the accompanying interview, she explains that they looked better ten years ago than they do now, but: “They’re not bad, by the way.” Neither is her hair, which she attributes to her mom, a beautician. “Once, she shaved our heads and put egg on it and all these things. But I have to give her credit — my hair is great.” Unsurprisingly, there’s no mention of the current scandal involving Hayek’s husband, PPR chief François-Henri Pinault, who’s in the midst of a court battle with Linda Evangelista over child support for their 4-year-old son.

More of one of the hottest babes ever to torment me, albeit unknowingly…this is the photo shoot for her recent Allure cover.


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